early morning amusement part ii

this is tooooooo entertaining not to post. i really don't know where to begin...you'll just have to see it for yourself.

early morning amusement

the FAQ for 826 valencia is very entertaining, as is the rest of the re-designed site.

it's thomas keller by a nose

maybe this is why chefs wear confortable shoes?

au revior

ian and marie are moving to france...bon chance! (that's the extent of my french i'm afraid.)

good schtuff

have i mentioned how good a decongestant hot and sour soup is? i think i have, but it bears mentioning again. it's making my life somewhat breathable right now.

i got 11 of them...

do you know art from crap?

boys v. girls

what's that matter vijay, afraid of a little competition? i mean, i understand that maybe you don't like the fact that a woman will be playing with the men, but if you had worded it a little better, you might not be getting beat up in the press over this.

at least sally ride chooses her words more carefully when asked about your outburst and shows a little class in her comments

belated mothers' day humor

check out dave's mother's day top ten. my favorites were keanu reeves mom and of course, daves mom, who is always super cute.

also, watch biff henderson at spring training if you get the chance-i love watching what he asks the pros in his sports spots.

step away from the oreo with your hands on your head

puleeeeze

war news

salam is back on the air after a long absence. read about the war from someone in baghdad.

from one of your biggest fans

sound the alarms: it's sarah's birthday today!

not that it's important

my amazon recommendations (which i rarely check, but happened to today) are forever branded by the fact that i bought literally thousands and thousands of dollars of technical books through them when i worked for desktop.com. every once in a while i still get e-mails trying to sell me the newest java pr perl or whatever book. it's going to take a long time and lots of books for them to get my reading interests even close to right.

not a real post

i've got lots in my head, but no time to post, so just sit tight, okay?

time is on my side

this is WAY cool.