I will say this for being a tyrannical dark overlord: you get great service at restaurants.

i swear, anyone with a computer and an internet connection has a blog these days.

slime mold. heh heh.

Scientists have ensured that President Bush, Vice President Cheney and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld will be oozing through history for centuries to come. Entomologists Quentin Wheeler and Kelly Miller have named three new species of slime-mold beetles after Dubya, Dick and Rummy. The scientists claim it's a compliment ...

the man with the iron stomach

i think this is being linked to all over the blogosphere, so i guess i'm just jumping on the bandwagon.

note: it's not for the faint of heart or stomach. but it is pretty f-in' hilarious.

countdown

only 4 more days until my mommy vacation, courtesy of my mother-in-law. michael, brian and the girls are all going to sunny california for a week to see their mom/nonna and grandma/great grandma. so i get a week off. i am guiltily giddy with plans of sleeping uninterrupted, knitting til my fingers bleed, watching sex and the city and other girly dvds, reading til the wee hours, cooking for one, and so on and so forth. while i'll really and truly miss them terribly, this is going to be good for my mind and soul, which has been suffering of late.

oh and i've got a secret! tee hee hee... more to come at some point when i am released from secrecy...

you ain't got no alibi

the nba all ugly team.

tried posting this last week, but apparently blogger was having issues and it never went through. damn.

business in the front, party in the back

i think there may be no sadder sight than a small child with a mullet cut.

that's extensive future therapy right there in front of you.