calgon, take me away

i can't believe there are still two more days left in this lllloooonnnngggg weekend.

i would give my left eyeball for not having to negotiate a truce between a 5 year old and a three year old for every little thing, not having to get after them about eating something, anything healthy BEFORE they get dessert, not having a small body following me around because they must be within 2 feet of my person at any time of the day.

oy.