the importance of defining your terms

from mimi smartypants:

A butcher on Devon has a sign proclaiming HISTORIC BABY GOAT SALE. No word on whether this is a mummified Civil War-era baby goat for sale or just a really amazing deal on baby goats, but I plan to head over there as soon as possible to find out.

note: please, please click on the link and read the whole post. it is really, really worth it. esp the stuff about toddlers being loud and inappropriate. i promise promise.